everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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