I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
