It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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