i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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