what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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