Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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