Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize