oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
