the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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