i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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