I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
