:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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