he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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