Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
wow bdsm is so cute
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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