Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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