question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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