And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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