The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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