i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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