So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
whose parrot is this?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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