3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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