The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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