1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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