I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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