But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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