Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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