I wanna bring you to show and tell
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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