Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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