we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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