just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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