due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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