Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
home. puking in laundry basket.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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