He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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