May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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