if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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