I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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