So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Randomize
