I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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