Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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