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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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