How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He? As in you personified your dick?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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