Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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