True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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