I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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