I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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