you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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