is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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