We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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