maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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