so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Randomize
