I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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