Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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