There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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