Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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