what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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